Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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