Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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