Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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