I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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