who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
