Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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