How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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