I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Randomize
