since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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