Is it normal to miss your booty call?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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