Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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