worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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