3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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