i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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