scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
