Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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