I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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