i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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