So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
