So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Dick very happy bro
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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