Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just pee around me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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