We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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