idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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