That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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