She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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