I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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