So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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