Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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