you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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