and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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