I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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