why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
