elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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