It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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