I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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