I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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