Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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