And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My liver just had a heart attack.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
