i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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