It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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