I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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