He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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