i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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