Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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