All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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