Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
