but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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