The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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