I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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