dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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