If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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