No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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