At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize