this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
The police scanner is talking about you again....
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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