i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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