We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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