Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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